Sure, the only time that the lazy, intellectually stunted, indolent layabout, Henry Tofflemire Laporte, ever raised his hand at school was to scratch his armpit...
But what the hell does that matter when your father is notorious, womanizing SEX PERVERT, Leo Laporte?
So, just what happens when your father
cheats on your mother with the scheming office slut,
and breaks up the sacred family home of twenty years?
To hell with these three! I'm outta here!
I don't care if she is a
scheming, greedy gold-digger!
I'm gonna cheat on my own family
of twenty years with the
nymphomaniac office slut instead!
- Vile, Womanizing Sex Pervert, Leo Laporte
If you're lazy, indolent layabout, Henry Laporte,
you get sent to a $500/day party school for two years!
- the pitiful Leo Laporte's laughable attempt
to buy the love of his pathetic offspring.
That'll make up for it, right? Right?
Two years later, what was the end result?
Henry Laporte is now a lazy, unemployable, indolent layabout!
So NOW what is the solution?
Two years at a $500/day university and you still have to rely on NEPOTISM for employment?!? Meet Henry Tofflemire Laporte (who, like father like son, once tweeted "We are all cum-shots") now a so-called "Advertising Sales Executive" at the corrupt, nepotistic, sex-scandal-infested TWiT.tv:
My dad slept with a whore and broke up my family home
but at least I got a job out of it! Huh, huh, huh!
Now, do you wanna buy an ad, read by a pervert?
I support my hedonistic lifestyle be conning hundreds of companies out of their marketing budget - do you really think I give a shit about NEPOTISM?
